Custom mobility + wellness furniture

Focus on pleasure,
not pressure.

Steel that holds your full weight, so your wrists, knees, and back don’t have to. Custom restraint & support furniture, built by hand and measured to one body. Yours.

Dusty-rose steel piece in a lived-in interior
As seen at
Lover’s Lair
Kink Center
Seattle Fetish Ball
The question Umbrage was built to answer
“Why is there no pretty play furniture?”
Every piece here is the answer.
The pieces

Built to order, one piece at a time

Each starting price covers the co-designed base build - custom sizing & favorite color included, because each body is unique.

satin sanctuary
satin sanctuary
from $2,800
Under construction cupid’s arrow
cupid’s arrow
from $1,900
Under construction primal perch
primal perch
from $950
Under construction pleasure pew
pleasure pew
from $950
have an idea?
have an idea?
fully custom, let’s talk
How it works

Every piece starts with a conversation

About scenes, about mobility, about what you've imagined and never asked for. The piece is the outcome, the conversation comes first.

1
Ask

Send a commission request. It tells me what you’re imagining, so I can tell you whether I can build it and roughly what it would cost.

2
Reserve

A $200 design consultation holds your spot in my build queue, credited in full toward your piece.

3
Converse

We talk scenes, mobility, materials, and measurements, in a range of positions, for the most comfortable fit.

4
Build

I cut, weld, paint, and upholster your piece by hand, most builds take 5–9 weeks.

5
Deliver

Shipped to you in a plain, nondescript box, with your consultation credited against the final invoice.

Book your design consultation, $200

Credited in full toward your commission. Builds run 5–9 weeks once we've settled the design.

Not there yet? Send a commission request first, it’s free, or read the FAQ.

Book the consultation